You tell me things
While I’m driving…
That you have a standard 6″ penis
That you are not 100% happy with your girlfriend
And, to my complete surprise,
That I am your soul mate.
That I get all of your obscure jokes
That you’ve felt this way for 20 years.
And while I’m going through hell
You listen… really well.
You make me laugh, you make me think.
You make me blush a rare shade of pink.