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December, 2011 – Traveling for the Holidays

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December, 2011 – Traveling for the Holidays

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Traveling for the holidays:  Seven destinations to search for your holiday spirit

By Terri Marshall

Have you lost the holiday spirit?  Often it seems we are so busy shopping, baking, decorating and tending to a myriad of overwhelming details that we miss out on the true spirit of the season.  Check out these special holiday events at seven destinations across the country.  You never know – the holiday spirit you have been missing may be waiting for you at one of them!

 

Seattle

Occasionally Santa and his Elves leave the North Pole and when they do, you will find them at Seattle’s iconic Space Needle – the home of an ultra cool Santa’s Out-of-this World Workshop!  When Santa visits the Space Needle he wears flashy new threads and rides in a shiny new ride.   Little ones can tell Santa all about their Christmas wishes and have their picture made with him in his cool ride on the Observation Deck.  There is also an arts and crafts station where children can make a special holiday keepsake to take home.

 

During the holiday season the Spirit of Seattle – the Official Christmas Ship from Argosy Harbor Cruises – leads a flotilla of brightly-lit boats as she sails to a different Puget Sound waterfront community each night.  Onboard choirs sign 20-minute performances to these communities which are broadcast via a state-of -the-art speaker system. http://www.downtownholidays.com

 

Chicago

 

A stroll down Chicago’s Michigan Avenue known as the Magnificent Mile is an excellent way to get into the holiday spirit!   Get to know the city with a Magnificent Mile InstaGreeter.  Every Friday and Saturday through December 31st, local residents lead free, one-hour walks down North Michigan Avenue and its surrounding area.  Visitors will gain information and insights on landmarks, historic hotels, cathedrals and the best bets for holiday shopping.  Departing from the Water Works Visitor Information center all InstaGreeter walks are first-come, first-served and limited to groups of six or less.

 

Holiday traditions vary all over the world and the Museum of Science and Industry brings these traditions to visitors during the holiday season with its Christmas Around the World exhibition.  This time-honored celebration exhibits more than 50 trees and displays decorated by volunteers from Chicago’s ethnic communities to provide an authentic reflection of the various holiday traditions around the world.  The museum also features Holidays of Light – a multicultural display of holiday traditions that celebrate light or enlightenment such as Diwali and Hanukkah.  http://www.explorechicago.org/city/en.html

 

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Chicago 's Museum of Science & Industry's Christmas Around the World, Credit: Explore Chicago

 

Colorado Springs

 

Situated amidst the grandeur of the Colorado Rockies, Colorado Springs offers Christmas classics in a truly spectacular setting.  A Colorado tradition for over 20 years, Glen Eyrie Castle hosts a Renaissance Castle Christmas with a gourmet five-course feast, songs, dance and tales presented by the Lord and Lady of the Castle. Cap off your experience by spending the night in the castle and be transported to centuries past. http://www.visitcos.com

 

We all know Santa Claus lives at the North Pole but you may not know that you can ride with Santa to the North Pole on the Royal Gorge Railroad Santa Express Train! The Santa Express is a winter wonderland where little ones are encouraged to wear their cozy pajamas on board. In this special place Santa’s Elves will read classic Christmas stories while everyone sips hot cocoa. Through the train’s windows the beauty of the Rocky Mountains Royal Gorge is revealed. At the end of this special journey awaits a very special Christmas town – the North Pole! http://www.royalgorgeroute.com

 

New York City – The Bronx

 

Holidays in New York City conjure up images of ice skating and a massive Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center, but beyond Manhattan there are special seasonal events just a subway ride away. New York’s Botanical Gardens located in the Bronx is the setting for the annual Holiday Train Show. Now in its 20th year, the Holiday Train Show is a spectacular exhibit filled with over 140 recognizable New York buildings and landmarks like the Statue of Liberty, the Brooklyn Bridge, the Empire State Building – even Yankee Stadium. Each structure is hand crafted from 100% natural items like bark, twigs, stems, fruit, seeds and pine cones. Charming model trains weave throughout the display to bring the exhibit to life. Visit during the day to explore the intricate architecture, but stay after dark to watch a miniature New York City cast in an amber glow from thousands of miniature lights. The Holiday Train Show is a perfect family holiday event but also a fantastic date night with the Bar Car Nights which include cocktails for the over 21 crowd.

 

In the Children’s Adventure Garden your little ones will explore the spices that make up a classic gingerbread recipe. They can step inside a child-sized gingerbread playhouse and also decorate a gingersnap cookie with frosting and candies. All ages will enjoy viewing a display of gingerbread houses made by New York City-area bakers.  http://www.nybg.org

 

Lancaster County

 

A truly magical and imaginative place, the National Christmas Center in Paradise, Pennsylvania seems the perfect setting to unwrap the spirit of the season.  As the world’s only Christmas museum, the National Christmas Center showcases the holiday season like no other place.  Intrigued from childhood with the wonder of the Christmas season, founder, Jim Morrison – affectionately dubbed “Santa, Jr.” – has spent his life keeping the magic of the holidays alive.  Exhibits depicting holiday scenes of villages from across the world including Germany, Russia, England, Poland, Sweden and Norway will intrigue and delight you as you learn about seasonal customs near and far.

 

Experience the spirit of the first Christmas as you travel the road from Nazareth to the manger in Bethlehem through streets lined with life-sized wax figures.  There are 150 folk art nativities in the museum’s collection along with hundreds of thousands of Christmas treasures spanning over 200 years.

 

Walk into a F. W. Woolworth’s 5&10 Cent Store created straight out of a child’s imagination.  This tribute to Frank W. Woolworth who opened his first successful store in Lancaster in 1879, will transport you to simpler place and time.  Find the child within you and you just might find the spirit of the season!  http://www.nationalchristmascenter.com

 

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Woolworth's 5&10 Cent Store, Credit: National Christmas Center

Frederick, Maryland

 

“The clustered spires of Frederick stand, green-walled by the hills of Maryland”, reads John Greenleaf Whittier’s Civil War-era poem, “Barbara Frietchie”.  The churches of Frederick, Maryland stood as silent witnesses during the Civil War – many serving as Civil War hospitals after the battles of Antietam and Monocacy.  Today the church spires highlighting Frederick’s skyline are a symbol of its distinguished heritage and beauty. For the past 25 years, these historic churches have provided residents and visitors with a divine destination during the holidays.  Celebrate the 25th annual Candlelight Tour of Historic Houses of Worship this season in Downtown Frederick on Monday, December 26th  from 4 to 9pm.  As the sun sets, the candlelight begins to glow as you tour over a dozen historic worship sites of representing faiths.  You can expect to be greeted with the sounds of angelic choirs, instrumentalists and interpretations.  Your path will be guided by luminaries from one site to the next as you experience three centuries of American architecture and history and perhaps find a bit of that seasonal spirit you were missing.  http://www.fredericktourism.org

 

Orlando

 

It may be warm and sunny outside, but the two million pounds of ice used in the carving of Gaylord Palms  ICE! make Orlando one of the coolest holiday traditions in the Sunshine State.  Through an alliance between the resort and DreamWorks Animation, this year’s ICE! features those lovable green ogres, Shrek and Fiona, their adorable ogre babies and that crazy Donkey in “Shrek the Halls.”  Put on the parka provided at the entrance – over your short sleeved shirt – and step inside a winter wonderland filled with brilliantly colored ice sculptures.

 

This walk through exhibit created by artists from Harbin, China transports you to Shrek’s chaotic house where everyone is telling their distorted version of the story of The Night Before Christmas.  There is an ice banquet table complete with an ice turkey, an ice fireplace – even an ice outhouse!   And then there are the five ice slides just begging the kid in each of us to climb up and slide down.  You may find the spirit of the season on your way down the icy cold slide – or you may find (as I did) that you are not quite as young as you used to be!

 

Extend your holiday celebration at Gaylord Palms Orlando with The Christmassy Dreamworks Experience package which includes lodging, priority access to ICE!, ShrekFeast Interactive Character Meal and Puss in Boots Quest for the Magic Beans Scavenger Hunt.  http://www.gaylordhotels.com

 

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ICE! Credit: Jennifer Acocella

 

No matter where your travels take you this holiday – here’s wishing you success in finding the spirit of the season!  Happy Holidays to you and yours!

 

Terri is a freelance writer with regular columns on travel, chocolate and bar reviews. She is busy each month visiting new places to bring unique travel destinations and events to you. Yes, it is a sacrifice – but she is willing to do that for her readers! You can see more of Terri’s writing at www.examiner.com where she is the National Chocolate Examiner and at www.barzz.net. You can contact Terri at terri.marshall60@gmail.com.

 

 

 

 

December, 2011 – Meet Lovey, Wellington’s Rock Star Dog

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December, 2011 – Meet Lovey, Wellington’s Rock Star Dog

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Meet Lovey, Wellington’s Rock Star Dog

 

By Barbara Phillippi

“Lovey,” Wellington’s Rock Star Dog

 

… more than just a pretty picture.

 

It’s the holiday season, stores are busy, and “layaway” is the buzz word for holiday shoppers this year. But this is a column about Wellington dogs, so a picture of a cute canine, in a seasonal Santa hat, is mandatory!

 

lovey_santa_hatThis is “Lovey,” an eleven-year-old Pomeranian, who rules the roost in the home of Arnie and Gloria Leiboff. Gloria found him eleven years ago in Ft Lauderdale, a sickly little puffball, weighing just 1 lb, 4 oz. It cost a bundle to save him, but “it was so worth it,” Gloria says, and the dog has been at the center of their lives since.

 

The precocious pup is famous in the western communities; he’s appeared on the cover and in a feature story of Wellington the Magazine, the subject of various articles in the Palm Beach Post, featured in “I Love My Pet” in Around Wellington Magazine and seen other local newspapers. Lovey’s photos have advertised dog products in catalogs and been tacked on the wall as calendar pages. He has his own toy horse, “Sugar,” (see picture) on which he perches, in many of his hundreds of published photos.

 

Lovey is recognized when Arnie exercises him at the dog park, and admirers stop Gloria whenever they’re out and about. He’s won Boca’s “top dog model” contest, triumphed over 35 competitors at the first annual FL Home Show pet contest, won the Seminole Casino Cocoanut Creek pet contest.. West Fest… the list of awards is endless.

 

The little dog has trophies bigger than he is, ribbons, framed proclamations. Prize money for winning costume contests totals well over $2000, plus a whole bunch of merchandise. If there’s a pet contest anywhere in the vicinity, Lovey and Gloria will be there, and, most likely, they will be coming home with a prize.

 

But Lovey is our holiday STAR because he’s more than just a pretty, fluffy face. Yes, the happy little dog collects trophies, ribbons, and admirers, but he also gives back. He has an obedience title from the AKC, and is a certified pet therapy dog. Lovey was honored as “Volunteer of a quarter year” at the Morse Geriatric Center, the first time a non-human was recognized. He’s participated in over 400 visits to nursing homes, and veterans long term care facilities.

 

That prize money is spent for more than just new costumes. Lovey echos the compassion of his owners. He lives peacefully with Gloria’s rescued cats, four in the house, 12 outside, all of them unwanted, each now neutered or spayed, chipped, and blessed by her caring and generosity. She spends over $3000 a year, on food and medical care, for creatures who had no options before they found her.

 

Holidays should be joyous times, and most of us are able to provide for our companion animals. But difficult circumstances, now more than ever, mean that some families feel that they are unable to keep their pets, that they just can’t afford to provide food and other needs. It must be heartbreaking to consider surrender of loved animals.

 

For these families, who are struggling to keep their pets with them, I join Gloria, Arnie, and “Lovey,” and suggest that, during this season of compassion and giving, you consider donating some pet food to this local charity: Kibblez of Love.lovey_horse

 

Angelina Wilson, founder of Kibblez of Love, keeps a list of local pet owners who need assistance in caring responsibly for their animals. The 501(c)3 charity screens low-income owners, visits their pets, and arranges to provide food donated to the cause. Dry food is most requested for dogs, but wet food (packets, cans, etc.) seems to always be in short supply for cats. Cash is always welcome, as there is a low-cost vet that Angelina works with (also a 501(3)c charity), which neuters/spays pets for client families.

 

Pet food drop off location, in the Western Palm Beach communities, is “,” in the old Kmart plaza, corner of 441 and Southern Blvd., near the Post Office. Owner Pablo Sanchez has a bin there for your donations, and also offers a generous discount on the pet foods he carries, if you purchase for donation. There are also several Publix stores in the Boca Raton area, which act as food drop-off sites. Please contact Kibblez of Love for a list.

 

Visit http://www.kibblezoflove.org/ for more information. (561) 271-5890.

 

I like to think of this donated food as gift from your dog or cat to a less fortunate pet. THANX! And Happy Holidays to all of you, (including the furry, hairy, children.)


“In a perfect world, every dog would have a home, and every home would have a dog.”

 

Happy Holidays to you and your pets too!

 

Editor’s Note: The fabulous Barbara Phillippi probably doesn’t want me to say this, but I just want our readers to know that when she started researching the wonderful organization “Kibblez of Love,” she found that there were no drop off locations in our Wellington/RPB area.  She took action and connected Kibblez of Love with My Whole Pet Market on 441, so we now have a drop off pet food location.  Way to go! Don’t forget to help out pets during this holiday season, while making your donations!!

December, 2011 – Around Wellington in Pictures

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December, 2011 – Around Wellington in Pictures

Just a few highlights of happenings Around Wellington. For many more photos, visit the link “Photo Galleries” on this site! For recent videos, click on our “Videos” link.

1. Two Chihuahuas at SalsaFest at Greenacres Park. Photo by Christine Rose.
Two Chihuahuas at SalsaFest at Greenacres Park. Photo by Christine Rose.

 

 

2. The Gourmet Pickle Peddler at the Green Market, Saturday mornings at the Wellington Amphitheatre. Photo by Carol Porter.
The Gourmet Pickle Peddler at the Green Market, Saturday mornings at the Wellington Amphitheatre. Photo by Carol Porter.
3. Diane Brockway of Lake Wellington Professional Centre, Ilyse August of August Events, Bedonna Flesher of the Law Office of Alec Domb and Krista Martinelli of AroundWellington.com – getting together to put on a fundraiser for Pierson Gossett, planned for Jan. 12th at Madison Green.
Diane Brockway of Lake Wellington Professional Centre, Ilyse August of August Events, Bedonna Flesher of the Law Office of Alec Domb and Krista Martinelli of AroundWellington.com – getting together to put on a fundraiser for Pierson Gossett, planned for Jan. 12th at Madison Green.

 

4. At the Farm City Palms West Chamber Luncheon. Photo by Carol Porter.
At the Farm City Palms West Chamber Luncheon. Photo by Carol Porter.

 

5. Lovey, Wellington’s famous Pomeranian, bringing a little holiday cheer.
Lovey, Wellington’s famous Pomeranian, bringing a little holiday cheer.

December, 2011 – Santa’s Not Perfect and Neither Are You

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December, 2011 – Santa’s Not Perfect and Neither Are You

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Santa’s Not Perfect and Neither Are You
How to Reduce Holiday Stress and Enjoy The Moment

 

By Heather Loguidice, ARNP

 

 

The time between Halloween and New Year’s is my favorite time of the year.  I love the decorations, all of the delicious holiday food, the choosing and giving of holiday presents, and gathering with family and friends.  With that said, it is also my most stressful time of the year.  Much of the stress is self-induced because I am a procrastinator by nature.  Yes, I am one of those frantic individuals trying to find the perfect gift two days before Christmas.  My goal this year is not to stress out too much during the holiday season.  This is my plan.

 

First, accept the fact that the holidays are going to be stressful and plan ahead.  In other words, do not procrastinate.  Make lists to keep track of tasks to do, events to attend, gifts to buy, and cards to send.  Try to minimize your social events and gift buying.  It really is not necessary to buy a gift for “everyone” or attend every event.  Prioritize your time so that you can do what is most meaningful to you.

 

Shop early from catalogs and condense shopping trips as much as possible.  Catalog shopping is great because it eliminates crowds and time spent driving.  Keep spending within your budget to avoid holiday debt and financial stress.  You can show love and caring with any gift that is meaningful and personal.  It doesn’t have to cost a lot.  Homemade gifts are a great option.

 

Spending a lot of time with family can also contribute to holiday stress.  Family problems don’t go away just because it is a holiday.  It is best to avoid bringing up any topics of conflict during holiday gatherings.  If needed, stay at a hotel and limit time spent with family and friends.  Allow some free time just for yourself and your own significant others.  Also, be thankful for your family and friends because some less fortunate people experience isolation and loneliness over the holidays.  If you know someone like this, include them in your holiday traditions.  You will make their holiday season a lot happier and in return you will get a natural endorphin boost by doing a good deed.

 

This article would not be complete without the mention of dreaded holiday weight gain.  Yes, we all stress about that.  No one wants to face Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukah, or any holiday party without being able to enjoy favorite foods.  Holidays should not be a time of deprivation.  In order to prevent the holiday bulge, you need to start or increase your daily (yes, I said daily- no exceptions) exercise routine a few weeks before the holidays arrive.  This way, you can splurge a little during the festivities while keeping your weight within normal range.  Exercise is also a great way to reduce stress and increase your energy level.  Eat healthy most days of the week.  Keep alcohol intake to a minimum.  If you choose to have a drink, try having a wine spritzer or vodka and splash of cranberry rather than calorie-laden eggnog, sugary mixed drinks, or beer.  Remember, portion control and moderation are the keys to success.  Follow this simple advice and weight loss will not have to be one of your New Year’s resolutions.

 

I think one of the main reasons the holidays have become so stressful is due to the unrealistic expectation that everything has to be perfect.  This is the year to let go of perfection.  Accept the fact that, despite all of our hard work and planning, things will go wrong.  Kids will throw tantrums, Christmas dinner may not come out as perfectly as you hope, you might not get the gift of your dreams.  Expect imperfection and you will be happily surprised by how many things turn out great this holiday season. 

 

All of us at Family Medical and Wellness Center wish all of you a healthy, happy holiday season. If you have any questions, please contact us at (561) 721-1953.

 

December, 2011 – The All-Seeing Draino-Eye

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December, 2011 – The All-Seeing Draino-Eye

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The All Seeing Draino- Eye?

 

By Jathy GarciaJathy Garcia

 

 

 

Have you experienced a foul odor in your bathroom or kitchen? Not sure where it is coming from? Having critter control problems? This could be an indication of a sewer leak or break in your pipes.

 

With a Draino-Eye Video Camera, you can provide accurate and detailed findings of underground piping in your home or business. With this technology, you are able to accurately locate where your problems may be, without costly digging or damage to your existing system, and save thousands of dollars.

 

This is how it works a tiny video camera allows for visual inspection of underground sewer lines and other piping to determine the condition inside the pipe. A flexible rod with a specially designed video camera on its tip is inserted into the pipe for inspection. As the rod is pushed through the pipe, the camera records the conditions and is displayed in a monitor that a trained technician sees & reads. Video images can also be saved onto a videotape for a permanent record with voice recording to gather a better understanding of the condition of the line.

 

The Draino-Eye Video Camera Equipment is capable of producing video inspection reports detailing the makeup and composition of blockages, obstructions or possible defects and cracks in sewer and drain lines from 2″ to 6 ” in diameter and lengths of up to 300 ft.

 

These hi-tech video cameras may be used to identify damage and obstructions that inhibit proper flow or create occasional or repeated backups. The cameras also verify that obstructions have been removed and that the lines are clean following service. The condition of a line typically cannot be determined without a visual inspection using an in-line camera. Video camera inspections can pinpoint problems such as:

 

Broken, cracked or collapsed drain lines.

Offset pipe – sewer pipes have become misaligned due to shifting soil, settling.

Blockage – grease buildup or a foreign object is prohibiting proper flow and/or cleaning of the line.

Corrosion – the pipe has deteriorated and/or broken, causing collapses in the line and restricting flow.

Bellied pipe – sunken pipe due to ground or soil conditions, creating a valley that collects paper and waste.

Leaking joints – the seals between pipes have broken, allowing water to escape into the area surrounding the pipe.

Root infiltration – tree or shrub roots have invaded the sewer line, preventing normal cleaning and/or have damaged the line.

Off-grade pipe — existing pipes are constructed of substandard material that may have deteriorated or corroded.

Septic Inspection – to view the condition of the lines to & from the septic tank.

So if you are worried about where that foul odor is coming from or you are experiencing critter control issues, a camera inspection with the All-seeing eye might provide you the peace of mind & answer that you are looking for.

Hi-Tech plumbing is a local plumbing contractor in the Wellington/ Royal Palm Beach area who specializes in all facets of plumbing service utilizing the latest & up-to date technology. For more information visit our website at www.hi-techplumbing.com or call our office at 561-790-6966. And remember Don’t fret… just call Hi-Tech!

 

December, 2011 – Grandma’s Christmas Money-Saving Tips

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Grandma’s Christmas Shopping “Money Saving Tips”

By the writers of Dealio.com

It doesn’t matter how committed we are to saving money throughout the year, somehow the holidays roll around and there is never enough to do all that we want to do. By the time we figure out who needs what and then remember all the ‘little’ gifts we need to buy for Secret Santa and the kids’ teachers, that money goes all too quickly. In my 60+ years on this planet, I have learned some real ‘money saving tips’ that can get you through the holidays intact, with a gift for everyone and a little breathing room to boot!

Start Christmas Shopping December 26

Of course we all know that Boxing Day (the day after Christmas) all merchandise goes on sale by as much as 50% off. While we generally tend to buy things we need on that day, like housewares and clothing, it’s time to rethink all those marvelous sales. Keep back a small bit of your ‘Christmas budget’ just for using on this day to start buying for next year.If you find a really great bargain on an item that could be given to any number of family members or friends, buy it! Pack it away until next December and you will already be one gift ahead.

After Christmas Deals Online

When I was growing up, there were no personal computers, and certainly no internet, so any after Christmas deals had to be found at local retail merchants. The beauty of living in the 21st century is that literally every retailer has after Christmas deals that they post online which makes it a perfect time to start thinking about next year. Sure, some products may be obsolete by then and of course you can’t buy perishable goods. However, many items such as jewelry and toys are marked down so significantly that it actually pays to buy a few things this far ahead. Some stores even offer free shipping! There are online sites like Dealio.com that will search the web for the best after Christmas deals and provide links for you to follow. This makes searching so much easier.

End of Winter Sales

One of the best times to buy winter clothing is during the end of season sales. These sales can be found both online and at local retailers. There isn’t a Christmas that passes where we don’t buy some sort of clothing as gifts for children, spouses or even friends. Take advantage of the end of winter sales that generally start sometime in late February or early March when all the Spring and Summer fashions hit the shelves. If you’re buying for growing children, just buy a size or two larger than they are in now! These sales are too good to pass up and can significantly lower the cost of your Christmas gifts for next year.

Two for the Price of One

Unless you have a Christmas savings account at your credit union or bank that can’t be touched until a certain time of the year, when you find a ‘two for one’ sale at any time during the year jump on it! If you have to dip into that savings account in May or June, it is money well spent. Because those will be Christmas gifts that you’re tucking away, there is no need to feel guilty about spending the money. Even if you only know where one of the items is going, don’t worry! Some last minute gift always crops up unexpected and you’ll have an extra on hand.

Christmas in July

Most of us look at Christmas in July as just another gimmick where merchants try to rid themselves of stock to make room for new items. This may be true, but use it to your advantage. The weather may be 95 degrees in the shade and the furthest thing from our minds is Christmas, yet those sales are just too good to waste. Buy a few gifts to add to your booty and when Christmas shopping rolls around you might be almost halfway there! This is a perfect time for toys, housewares and electronics. Clothing would probably be out of season by Christmas, but gadgets are in season all year long.

Cyber Monday Deals

One of the ‘newer’ traditions I have become familiar with is Cyber Monday deals. Of course, we didn’t have them when my kids were growing up, but for parents raising kids today, this is the perfect way to go shopping without those rug rats catching wind of what you’re buying. It sure does beat paying a babysitter too! Just wait until they are nicely tucked into bed, and boot up your computer. Cyber Monday deals begin on the Monday after Thanksgiving and every merchant who has website will have some kind of fantastic promotion that you can only find online. There are great sites that will even list all the Cyber Monday deals in one place so that you can click from link to link to link. Gifts are usually delivered during the day, so just pack them away while the kids are in school and they’ll never be the wiser.

These are just some things I have learned along the way, and if you get creative, there are tons more ways to literally cut your Christmas budget in half. Online deals, end of season sales, Christmas in July and ‘two for the price of one’ are just some tricks that I have used to save some money along the way. I have even found that if I shop wisely, I can give more gifts and still come out ahead. You’d be amazed what a little advance planning and a PC (with internet access of course) can do to provide some real savings on Christmas shopping. Who knows, you might even have enough left over to go out for New Year’s Eve!

Visit http://www.dealio.com/ for “the best deals on anything, anywhere.” Search for deals directly from their Web site or use their arsenal of FREE deal hunting tools to find the best deals while you’re on the go. Whichever Dealio resource you use, their goal is that you never pay retail for anything again.

December, 2011 – Announcing: Scroogie Hall of Fame Candidates

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December, 2011 – Announcing: Scroogie Hall of Fame Candidates

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Announcing:  Scroogie Hall of Fame Candidates

 

By Wendell Abern

 

Dear Grouchiness Fans,

          I inaugurated my Scroogie awards in 2006, as an homage to my idol and favorite role model, Ebeneezer Scrooge.

          I award Scroogies only to those who have proved their worthiness through acts of inconsiderateness, boorishness, stupidity, arrogance, or any other trait that just plain rankles me and deserves my curmudgeonly wrath.

          After five years, I believe it is time to plan for a Scroogie Hall of Fame, to be erected some years from now, which will include only the most deserving of candidates.  While many contenders have displayed admirable obnoxiousness, only a few made the cut this year.  To wit:

          1 – Lisa Jackson.

          Renowned writer.  Dozens and dozens of best-selling novels.  With Ms. Jackson’s unparalleled qualifications, it is not a question of whether she will be included in the Hall of Fame, but when.

          Lisa Jackson wrote a thriller entitled, “Left to Die.”  More than 500 pages.  I could not put this book down.  When I reached the end, sometime after four in the morning, I was informed, “If you want to know what happens, buy my next book.”        

 

The unmitigated gall it took to not conclude a nail-biter … to

not let the unsuspecting know this was the first in a series … to laugh at the very readers who spent money on her book … puts Lisa Jackson in a class by herself.

          I have already awarded her the Scroogie Lifetime Achievement Award.

And while “lifetime” may sound oxymoronic for a single book, Ms. Jackson’s unmitigated conceit with this one brilliant Scrooge-like act represents more self-aggrandizement than most writers could achieve with a lifetime of work.

          2 – Zebra Books.

          They published, “Left to Die.” 

          3 – Netflix.

          The following events, described here as they actually happened, not only solidifies this home-movie provider’s credentials, but also confirms conclusively that the Netflix quality control department is now being run by The Vice President in Charge of Aggravating Me.

          Thursday, September 22nd .

          “Netflix.  This is Marvin.  How may I help you?”

          “You’re too late.”

          “Excuse me?”

          “You could have helped me if you – or someone at Netflix – had checked the VCR of ‘Body Heat’ before you sent it to me.”

          “There’s something wrong with the disc?”

          “I was showing the movie to a friend.  Wanted to share one of my favorite flicks with her.  Halfway through, just as a murder is about to be committed, the film froze.  Then it skipped through a zillion frames and came to the conclusion of the movie.”

          “Sir, I’m very sorry.  We will send out another copy tomorrow morning.”

          “Really.  And can you also send another evening to substitute for the one you just ruined?  No, don’t answer.  Just tell me this – tomorrow I’m expecting ‘Victor, Victoria.’ Did anyone check it before it was sent?”

          “We have a quality control system in place.  I’m sure they did.”

          “Yes, I know all about your quality control system.  They have – (EDITOR’S NOTE:   The author’s comments cannot be printed here due to this publication’s policy on expletives.)

          Friday, September 23rd.

          “Netflix.  This is Catherine.  How may I help you?”

          “Catherine, does your mother know what you do for a living?”

          “Excuse me?”

          “This morning, I sent back to you a defective copy of ‘Body Heat.’

This afternoon, I received ‘Victor, Victoria.’  Tonight, I took my new CD out of its sleeve to discover the disc is cracked.  ‘Victor, Victoria’ is cracked! 

All the way from the center hole to the outer rim!  Completely unplayable!  What would your mommy think if she knew you worked for a company that makes its profits by playing practical jokes on its customers?”

          “Sir, I – “

          “Rhetorical question, Catherine.  However, I hope you will pass along  

the following comments to your management.”  (EDITOR’S NOTE:  Ditto.)

          Saturday, September 24th.

          “Netflix.  This is Harold.  How may I help you?”

          “Harold, I would like to claim a Netflix record.  How do I go about verifying it?”

          “I’m sorry, sir.  I don’t understand.”

          “Your company has just ruined three consecutive evenings for me.  Now I have no idea what the current record is, but I am sure I have topped it.

You destroyed Thursday with a defective ‘Body Heat.’  You shattered last night with a fractured ‘Victor, Victoria.’  And you have just annihilated Saturday night with a disc of ‘Hanover Street,’ which freezes ten minutes before the climax of the movie.  Three nights in a row.  Harold, I am sure this is a Netflix record, and I want to know what I have to do to verify it.”

          “Sir, I – “

          “Harold, don’t even bother.  What I do want is for you to go your management, and tell them –”  (EDITOR’S NOTE.  Ditto.) 

          Yes, those incidents actually happened.  Three nights in a row.  Since that horrendous weekend, Netflix has ruined only two evenings for me.  I am going to send them a copy of this column as fair warning that if they keep improving their service, I may have to reconsider their qualifications for the Scroogie Hall of Fame. 

          4 – All professional athletes.

          I consider myself one of the most avid sports enthusiasts in the world.  Especially professional sports.  I’ll watch baseball, football and basketball games between anyone.

          But as I write this, the quarreling NBA owners and players cannot agree on a contract, and it’s a good possibility there will be no season; the football players and franchise owners settled their contentious disagreements in the spring, barely saving the NFL season; the average baseball player’s salary is now over three million dollars.  

          Lopping all of these athletes together, I am considering an entire wing for them, which will be entered through an arch inscribed, “Millionaire Whiners.”  One entire wall will be devoted to portraits of hundreds of athletes; under each photo will be a hand-lettered script, reading, “I don’t play for money; I play to win.”  Special trophies will await any athlete who can successfully conjugate five verbs chosen at random. 

                                                *        *        *

          Currently, real estate scouts are scouring the country looking for a suitable site for the Scroogie Hall of Fame.  We hope to attract thousands of visitors a year, thus creating the possibility of deafening traffic noise, pollution and horrendous congestion problems.

          I am proposing we build the hall of fame across the street from Lisa Jackson’s house.

          Cantankerously yours,

          Wendell Abern

Wendell Abern can be reached at dendyabern@comcast.net.  

 

 

December, 2011 – The New Rules of Flying

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December, 2011 – The New Rules of Flying

As I Was SayingAlan Williamson

 

The New Rules of Flying

 

By Alan Williamson

 

            “How was your flight?” is a loaded question these days. Compared to crash landing on a remote island and being harassed by hostile inhabitants, a deadly cloud of black smoke and a man with cultish delusions of Godliness named Jacob, I’d rate most of my flights as passable. But if people in high places in the airline industry are interested, I do have a few suggested changes to make the flying experience less (what’s the word?) turbulent.

 

New Rule # 1: Cancel “The Price is (Not) Right.”  It used to be that if you booked far enough in advance you got a lower rate and if you booked closer to your flight date the rate was higher. Simple. Fair. Logical.

In today’s “The Price is (Not) Right” game, no matter when you book, getting the best price on a flight takes diligent research, impeccable timing and an acceptance of the fact that whatever price you lock in at can be undercut within the next 48 hours by a price 25 to 40 percent lower. Oh, what’s that you say? You want that new, low, low price? No problem. That will cost you a flight cancellation fee of $125 and – oops – the flight you wanted to re-book at the lower rate just went up again by another $100. (Shouldn’t have taken that bathroom break.) So champ, do you want to book it and lock it in or click on the “check flights” button and see what the next price comes in at? Now I don’t know about you, but if I ran the airline show that’s one game of chance I’d pull the plug on faster than you could say Pat Sajak.

 

New Rule # 2: Involve Passengers in Anti-Terrorism Efforts. Currently, before a commercial airliner takes off, flight attendants instruct all passengers in the use of emergency equipment and check to see that seatbelts are fastened and seats are in the upright positions. Let’s also have them make the following announcement:

 

“Before we take off, we ask that all passengers please check fellow passengers in your immediate area for any screwballs, weirdos, wackos, misfits, haunted drifters or fidgety religious fanatics.”

 

Hey, I’m an observant guy and I’m happy to do my part. Besides, I could use a break from thumbing through the Sky Mall catalog fantasizing about buying the Sound-Activated Video Camera Pen, the King Tutankhamen Egyptian Throne Chair, and the Upside Down Tomato Garden.

 

New Rule # 3: Tighten Passenger Boarding Requirements. Under normal circumstances I’m a live and let live kind of guy. But let’s face it, there’s nothing normal about hurdling through the sky crammed into a metal cylinder with 300 strangers, many of whom are rumored screwballs, weirdos, wackos, misfits, haunted drifters and fidgety religious fanatics. Airport security already screens all passengers for weapons and suspicious paraphernalia. Why not screen for obnoxious personality traits and hazardous health conditions?

 

Case in point # 1: There was a guy sitting behind me on a summer flight from Fort Lauderdale to Detroit who sneezed and coughed the entire two and a half hours. When he wasn’t sneezing and coughing he was snoring in a way that every time he inhaled you could hear his musical mucus rattling in his sinuses. With a rigorous health screening, this bobble head would be turned away at the gate and told to go Google “immune system” to see if he could pick one up for a future flight.

Case in point # 2: There was a women sitting near me on a recent flight who read her magazine from cover to cover. Sounds pretty harmless, right? The perfect seatmate. I left out one little detail: she read it out loud. Here’s an excerpt:

 

“Surrounded almost entirely by shallow, neon-bright aqua lagoons, Bora Bora is all about snorkeling.”

 

          Okay, now multiply that by two hours and 30,000 more words. Granted, it would be difficult to root out non-stop talkers at a security screening, but anyone who begins to tell their life story to the person behind them in line while their carry-on bag is being x-rayed should be pulled aside and put in a sound-proof room to be monitored via closed-circuit TV and detained until their lips stop moving.

          Look, I realize that some of these “new rules” might come across as harsh and self-serving. Honestly, that’s not where I’m coming from. I offer these suggestions purely in the interests of helping the troubled airline industry rise above their spiraling cost, safety and customer satisfaction problems.

          And just to be clear, I’m not looking for any special recognition or major financial reward for my insightful feedback. Round-trip, first-class tickets for my wife and I to anywhere in the United States would be more than adequate as a token gesture of thanks. That, and if it’s not too much trouble, the King Tutankhamen Egyptian Throne Chair from the new Sky Mall catalog (page 88, right next to the underwater pogo stick).

 

Alan Williamson is an award-winning writer with 27 years in the field of true fiction (advertising). A practical man who knows that writing for a living is risky going, he has taken steps to pursue a second, more stable career as a leggy super model. Alan can be reached at alwilly@bellsouth.net.  © 2011 Alan Williamson.

December, 2011 – Holiday Lollipops

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December, 2011 – Holiday Lollipops

SofiaSofia’s Yummy Treats

 

By Sofia I. Sanchez

 

Objective: To share quick recipes kids can make on their own with little to no adult supervision.

 

Requirements: A positive attitude, a desire to learn, and a HEALTHY appetite!

 

December, 2011 – Holiday Lollipops

 

 

Making Holiday lollipops is a fun way to gear up for the holidays, and when you’re done, you’ll have gifts to hand out to your friends, teachers and neighbors.  You will need to have your helper do all the work on the stove so make sure your directions are clear and your ingredients are handy.  You will also need a candy thermometer and non-stick baking mats (or any shape candy mold) which you can buy at Publix.

 

 

Ingredients

  • 2 cups sugar
  • 2/3 cup light corn syrup
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 10 drops red or green food coloring (or preferred flavoring)
  • 10 lollipop sticks
  • Assorted candies, for decorating

Directions

  1. Line three baking sheets with Silpats (nonstick baking mats), or grease them generously with vegetable oil.  Prepare an ice-water bath. Combine sugar, corn syrup, and 1/4 cup water in a small holidaylollipopssaucepan, and place over medium-high heat. Stir continuously to dissolve sugar. When the syrup comes to a boil, stop stirring and clip on a candy thermometer. Continue to cook, without stirring, until the mixture turns golden and reaches 300 degrees to 310 degrees. (hard-crack stage) on the thermometer, 5 to 7 minutes. Occasionally wash the sides of the pan using a clean brush dipped in cold water to prevent crystals from forming.
  2. Remove the pot from the heat. Transfer the syrup to a 2-cup heatproof measuring cup. Using a heatproof rubber spatula, stir in the food coloring until completely combined.
  3. Working quickly, pour ten 3-inch circles of syrup onto prepared baking sheets. Press in lollipop sticks. With your fingertips or a toothpick, lightly press candies into the syrup. Set aside until completely cooled and hardened.

 

Sofia I. Sanchez is seven years old. She aspires to be a future baker and bakery owner. She loves baking and cooking in her kitchen at home and invites other kids to do the same

December, 2011 – A Thank You

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December, 2011 – A Thank You

Mommy Moments

 

Sometimes Being Sick is not So Bad – A Thank You!

 

By Krista MartinelliKrista Martinelli and kids

 

Sometimes when you’re a parent and you get sick, you can’t get a break.  It’s not like the good old days when you were single and could take a day or two off from work, actually resting.  Actually doing nothing.

So this past month when I felt a lump in my throat and the beginning stages of either a cold or the flu, I was not looking forward to the usual running around, doing homework, disciplining, cooking and all of those things that you never stop doing for your kids.

And this time, the not-so-lovely feeling of an oncoming cold was worse than usual. Scratchy throat, aching muscles and a gripping headache at the back of my head like I’ve never experienced before. If only I could get a little extra rest somewhere in my day or night, maybe I could get through it quickly and shake it off.  That wish is almost laughable though, because I’ve never been able to do it as the parent of young kids and the owner of a business. Yeah, right…rest!

This is really a “thank you” to my terrific friends and family who made that possible. Yes, I rested this time.  And I recovered quickly!  First, thanks to my friend who always comes in for the hug, even when I’m sick. “Bring it on” is her attitude toward germs, and it’s kind of nice to have a reliable friend who will hug you even when you’re at the sickest stage of being sick.

This is also a thank you to my friend who eagerly asked to pick up my daughter from elementary school on the worst day of my being sick. This gave me an extra hour to rest, which was priceless.  She also gave me some medicine to help me through the next few days. It doesn’t hurt that she’s a nurse and is able to explain what to take and what not to take, etc.

So I’m feeling some relief already because of a little nap. Then one of my neighbors surprises me by knocking on the door and delivering warm butterscotch oatmeal cookies – yum!  She notices that my voice is very scratchy and offers to have both our kids come over to her house to “entertain” her one-year-old baby boy.  My kids think this is a great idea and suddenly I get to rest some more. “This is amazing,” I’m thinking to myself.  Still miserable with congestion and the huge headache, but – wow!  The kindness of people around me is overwhelming.

Normally on a Friday afternoon I take the kids to visit their grandparents, my husband’s parents. I never want to stand in the way of grandparents getting to see the kids and vice versa. However, I’m vaguely remembering that the last time we accidentally brought sickness into their home, Grandma was sick for over three weeks.  We can’t have that happen again!  Since Grandma and Grandpa are approaching ninety years old, I come up with a plan that they agree to – so I’m not spreading the germs. I drop off the kids at their house just before dinner time and get out immediately. Knock on wood, it worked.  And I want to thank these grandparents for the energy that they still have, being able to keep up with a six-year-old girl and a four-year-old boy. They are terrific!

Again I’m finding myself with something I haven’t had much of since the kids were born – “alone time.” I’m happy to know that they (Grandma, Grandpa, my husband Joe and the kids) are having a wonderful dinner.  Meanwhile, I’m recovering and doing all of those things that people tell you to do – like drinking tea with honey, relaxing, spending a little time being quiet. For the first time in ages, I go to bed early. 

My husband is looking out for me and brings home a little leftover lobster.  The next morning I wake up and feel 95% better.  I have enough energy to clean up the house, play games with the kids and get some work done. My throat still sounds scratchy, but now the headache is gone. And I know what I’m making for lunch – a lobster roll!  My taste buds are already coming back, so as I’m squeezing a lemon over the mix of lobster, mayo, salt and pepper, I’m getting excited about it.

So yes, life is good.  “Life is Good” is also the name of the Komen Race team that I usually walk with. And I haven’t even yet mentioned several other terrific people who offered to do nice things for me when they heard my sick-sounding voice.  Thank you!  It’s good to feel like everyone around you is looking out for you! After this experience, I just might turn into a hypochondriac. 

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