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September, 2011 – A Second Chance Event

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A Dog’s Day Event

 

September 25, 2011 – 10am to 4pm

 

Okeeheelee Park, West Palm Beach

A Second Chance

 

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July/August, 2011 – Back Pain in Pregnancy

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Health & FitnessCheryl Alker

BACK PAIN IN PREGNANCY

By Cheryl Alker

Back pain is one of the most common discomforts during pregnancy, in fact it is reported that at least 50 to 70% of all pregnant women will experience back pain during their pregnancy though it most commonly occurs towards the last trimester.  As your baby grows, your uterus expands to as much as 1,000 times its original size. This huge amount of growth is obviously centered in one area which in turn affects the balance of your body, changes your posture and the way you move resulting in pain and discomfort particularly in the lumbar (lower) back area. The majority of women will begin to lean back as the pregnancy progresses to balance the imbalance making their back muscles work much harder.

Some women begin to experience lower back pain with the onset of pregnancy.  Women who are most at risk for back pain are those who are overweight or had back pain prior to pregnancy.

Weakness of the abdominal muscles can also cause back pain.  The role of the abdominals is to normally support the spine and play an important role in the health of the back. Hormones produced during pregnancy allow ligaments in the pelvic area to soften the joints to become looser in preparation for the birthing process of the baby; this shift in joints and loosening of the ligaments may affect the support that is normal for your back.  You may also be more prone to injury so you should take extra care that your exercise program is being monitored by a professional trainer who understands the changes that occur during the development of your pregnancy.

Poor posture, excessive standing and bending over can trigger or escalate your back pain as well as stress.  Stress usually finds the weak spot in the body, and because of the changes in your pelvic area, you may experience an increase in back pain during stressful periods of your pregnancy.

So now we have the causes of back pain during pregnancy, below is a guide of how to prevent or minimize the pain, how to treat the pain, when to contact your health care provider and your next steps. 

How can you prevent or minimize back pain during pregnancy?

Back pain may not be prevented completely, but there are things that you can do to reduce the severity or frequency. 

·               Use exercises approved by your health care provider that support and help strengthen the back and abdomen. It is a good idea to work with a trainer who specializes in core strength and understands back pain. Ask them if they have an ante/post natal qualification and whether they have worked extensively with back pain sufferers.

·               Always squat to pick up something versus bending over.  Flexible hamstrings and a strong core are vital to being able to achieve the correct technique needed to bend correctly otherwise the lower back takes all the strain.

·               Avoid high heels and other shoes that do not provide adequate support.

·               Avoid sleeping on your back.

·               Wear a support belt under your lower abdomen.

·               Get plenty of rest. Elevating your feet is also good for your back.

 

How can you treat back pain during pregnancy?

There are a number of things you can do to treat back pain during pregnancy. Some of the steps you take to avoid back pain may also be used to treat current back pain. Here are some other common interventions:

·               Ice or heat.

·               Braces or support devices.

·               Sleep on your left side and use a support pillow under your knees.

·               Medications used to treat inflammation.

·               A pure flexibility program that works on postural alignment.

·               A visit to your chiropractor or massage therapist (you should have previously worked with both of these professionals prior to your pregnancy).

When to contact your health care provider?

Experiencing back pain itself is usually not a reason to contact your health care provider, but there are situations where contacting your provider is necessary:

·               Severe back pain.

·               Increasingly severe or abrupt-onset of back pain.

·               Rhythmic cramping pains; this could be a sign of preterm labor. 

Severe back pain may be related to pregnancy-associated osteoporosis, vertebral osteoarthritis, or septic arthritis. These are not common, but it is something your health care provider will examine if you are experiencing severe back pain.

Your Next Steps:

·               Begin an approved exercise program that includes core strength and a pure flexibility program that works specifically on postural alignment and is also designed for back pain sufferers.

·               Set aside a couple of times a day where you can take a nap or get off your feet.

·               If you are currently working with a chiropractor then utilize his/her services as well as your massage therapist.

·                     Purchase a support belt.

·                     Purchase a sleep aid pillow.

 

This information is solely for informational purposes. IT IS NOT INTENDED TO PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE. Neither the Editors of Around Wellington, the author nor publisher take responsibility for any possible consequences from any treatment, procedure, exercise, dietary modification, action or application of medication which results from reading or following the information contained in this information. The publication of this information does not constitute the practice of medicine, and this information does not replace the advice of your physician or other health care provider. Before undertaking any course of treatment, the reader must seek the advice of their physician or other health care provider.

 

 

Cheryl Alker specializes in flexibility training, postural alignment, core strength and back pain.  Her 29 year career started as a group fitness and personal trainer, she has lectured and directed fitness training programs in both Europe and the USA and was an advisor for a Governmental health promotion program. Alker and her company Stretch Results International continues to work with a select clientele from a base in Palm Beach County, Florida, educating consumers through public speaking and offering consultation to clients who wish to lose their muscular pain and gain flexibility to achieve full and active lifestyles.   Alker has just released a DVD for back pain sufferers. For more information about consultation options, e:books or DVD’s please call Cheryl on 561 889 3738 or visit www.stretchresults.com.  

July/August – Bang! Crash! The Lightning Flashed . . .

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Creature Feature

Bang! Crash!  The Lightning Flashed…

 By Stephanie Karpf, DVMstephanie-karpf

 

The hot months of summer are upon us, and for residents of South Florida, that means thunderstorms.  Lots of thunderstorms!  We also have the 4th of July to celebrate, and for many people this involves setting off obnoxiously loud fireworks.   For many of our four-legged friends, these months are not fun. 

 

Noise sensitivities, such as those to thunder and fireworks, are a fairly common problem in dogs.  Some breeds, such as collies and other herding breeds, can be more likely to have this problem than others.  However, I have seen this issue surface in dogs of just about every size and variety.  Dogs that show anxiety or fear to thunder can have a large range of symptoms, including pacing, freezing in place, trembling, destruction of things in the home, hypersalivation, escape attempts, urinating or defecating in the house, crying, whining, barking, licking or self-mutilation, hiding, panting, diarrhea and vomiting.  If your dog has this problem, it can be heart-breaking to see them get so “stressed out” by an event that you know is not going to harm them.  It is important to remember that they are not “dumb” or “crazy” because of this irrational fear.  Dogs with this type of phobia or sensitivity often have no control over their reactions to these noises.

 

There are some things that you can do to help your dog, if they have this issue.  The first is to create a “safe place” for your dog.  This should be somewhere that is preferably dark and quiet.  For dogs that willingly go into a crate, this can be a perfect place.  It is best to use a crate made out of plastic, so that it is naturally dark inside.  Or alternatively, you could throw a blanket over a wire crate to darken it.  The door does not need to be closed on the dog, but can be if the dog seems to calm down more with the door closed.  If your dog is not one that will agree to being crated, then the safe place should be a room that has no windows, and can be darkened.  It is also best to close the blinds and shades on windows and doors during storms or fireworks displays.  Many dogs do react to the light from lightening or fireworks, as they have made an association between the flashing lights and the noise that they are sensitive to.

 

Another step that can be taken is to play music during the storm.  The music that humans find most calming—classical music with slow tempos and simple composition—is also the most calming to dogs.  Playing this just loud enough to help drown out some of the thunder noise, can help calm a dog during a storm.  Some dogs can even be taught to wear ear plugs, specially made for canine ears.

 

Pheromones, which are chemical mediators produced by animals to communicate with one another, can be very useful in treating this problem.  One that is commonly used in behavioral therapy for dogs is called Dog Appeasing Pheromone (DAP).  It comes as a diffuser, spray or collar.  For dogs that have this anxiety issue, wearing a DAP collar or simply wearing a bandana that has been sprayed with this pheromone, can be very helpful.

 

For many dogs, a change in their diet, to one of lower protein and higher carbohydrates can be very helpful.  Your veterinarian can prescribe a diet for your dog that meets their nutritional requirements while enhancing their ability to cope with this stress.

 

Many dogs that suffer from severe storm phobia, often need medication for this problem.  Your veterinarian can prescribe short-acting medications to immediately reduce anxiety and panic, that only need to be given when an event is happening (or ideally, given at least one hour before the onset of the event).  This is best for 4th of July, as it is easier to anticipate that this noise is actually going to occur at a given time.  For dogs that have thunder phobia as well, there are medications that are given more chronically, over the course of months to help control these symptoms.  If you think your dog would benefit from pharmaceutical therapy, you should see your veterinarian about this.

 

Behavior modification programs that involve desensitization and counter conditioning to the noises that elicit these types of fear and anxiety responses, is very beneficial.  This is usually done using sound recordings.  Your veterinarian or veterinary behaviorist can devise a protocol for you to work on with your dog, to help reduce their level of anxiety response.  This type of program takes time and effort, but it is often very crucial in helping a dog overcome this fear.

 

Although this problem can be very frustrating, the most important thing to remember when dealing with a dog with storm phobia….is that they can’t help it!  You should never punish a dog for showing anxious behavior during a thunderstorm or fireworks event.  It is also best not to comfort them with a lot of soothing talk and petting and attention, as this often just reinforces their fear and anxiety.  It is best to simply try to distract them with other activities, like fetch or obedience training skills, while modifying their environment as described above to drown out the sound.  With appropriate treatment, your dog can be made a lot more comfortable during these “scary” events.

 

Dr. Karpf is the co-owner of The Visiting Vet, a housecall service for dogs and cats serving Palm Beach County.  For an appointment, please call 561-252-8874.

July, 2011 – Summer Swap Meet at Wellington Marketplace

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Spring Cleaning Leads to “Summer Swap”

The Wellington Marketplace will be holding a swap meet in our parking lot Saturday, August 6th. Co- sponsored by the Asphalt Angels Car Club, this event will allow members of our community to buy, sell, trade and mingle, all while celebrating one of Wellington’s premiere shopping plazas!

It’s simple: $10 buys you a space. Bring a table and set up shop. Who knows what treasures your neighbor may have! The Marketplace tenants will be offering exclusive sales and promotions as well, so be prepared for bargains! With the Asphalt Angels’ hot rods, there will be something fun for the whole family.

Mark your calendar for Saturday, August 6th and be sure to “LIKE” us on Facebook for all the latest updates. See you at the Swap!

July, 2011 – July 4th Celebration in Wellington

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July 4th Celebration at Village Park and Wellington Aquatics Complex

 

The public is invited to Wellington’s Annual 4th of July Family Celebration at Village Park, 11700 Pierson Road. The event will begin at 6:00 pm with inflatable rides, face painting, paint-less paintball, traditional games, food for purchase and more! Live musical entertainment will be provided. FREE bingo will begin at 6:30 pm inside the gymnasium, sponsored by Humana, Inc. The event will conclude with fireworks at 9:15 pm. FREE shuttle transportation service will be available from the Mall at Wellington Green Palm Tran bus stop beginning at 5:30 pm. For more information on this event, please call the Village Park Gymnasium at (561) 791-4005.

If your family is looking for a way to cool off earlier in the day, please visit the Wellington Aquatics Complex from 12 pm to 5 pm for a refreshing dip in the pool! Regular admission fees apply. For more information about the Aquatics Complex, please call (561) 791-4770.

 

For information about other Wellington programs, events, activities, and updates, please visit www.wellingtonfl.gov or watch Channel 18 for the latest happenings.

July/August, 2011 – When Life Spills Your Coffee

July/August, 2011 Krista Martinelli and kids    

 

Dear Readers,

 

Happy July/August! 

 

 

They say that when life gives you lemons, you should lemonade. But what do they say when life gives you a spilled cup of coffee, a mess to clean up and breaks the coffee mug too? 

 

This is how my morning started off today. I woke up and was chatting with my husband. I was making a point, a grandiose point that required elbow room, and I knocked over my over-sized, filled-to-the-brim mug of coffee and it shattered on the kitchen floor. Besides picking up sharp pieces of ceramic around the kitchen, we had to do strange things in order to clean up this spill – like removing a front panel from the bottom of the fridge. And sifting through a container of various straws and kids’ cutlery, that was also sprayed and dripping with coffee.  The coffee was everywhere.  So instead of doing the things I had planned on, we spent a good 20 minutes trying to get the kitchen back to normal.  I went outside to the garden hose to spray down the refrigerator panel and my flip flops.  While out by the garden, I noticed a big, beautiful caterpillar, probably caught in the act of eating our tomato plant.  So I called the kids over and we took a few moments to stare at the caterpillar, a mini-science lesson at 7:30am.     

 

So while the kids were ogling at this caterpillar, I noticed that there were a few mangos that fell to the ground last night and brought them inside. I ended up cutting into the most gorgeous mango of the whole summer. On the outside, it was yellow, orange and red – ripened to perfection. Its orange flesh was still hot from being outside and so perfectly ripe, it tasted like a bite of pure, delicious summer. It wouldn’t have been quite as good yesterday or even tomorrow, if left on the ground to the ducks and birds. So I guess what I’m saying in my convoluted way is – when “life spills out your coffee,” just forget it and go get a mango outside.  If you can! 

 

Welcome to our combined July/August issue!  We have so many terrific articles, thanks to our AroundWellington writers this month.  Watch out for a few more articles August 1st, as usual, and a new contest too! 

 

Please take a moment to read about the wonderful things going on over at the Wellness Experience over in Kobosko’s Crossing in our AW Spotlight article. Dr. Randy Laurich and his staff have taken Wellness into their own hands, getting very disciplined themselves with diet and exercise.  Laurich gives us a little introduction to the high-tech tools he uses to get excellent results in his chiropractic office – the ProAdjuster and the DRX9000.  See the two videos within the article.    

 

I was delighted to join a group of Moms and kids for a great tour of California Pizza Kitchen.  Check out the story and how to arrange your own tour – see “Mommy Moments.”  The CPK Kids tour culminates in the kids’ making their own personal-sized pizzas and eating them.  See the videos of the CPK Tour in action too.

 

Hey Parents!  Speaking of fun things to do, see what local mom Shawn Thompson has added to our “Kids’ Corner” article.  I think you will love the new “Kids Get Freebies and Cheapies” section!  And of course, she continues to update the “Kids Eat FREE” section too. Thank you, Shawn! 

 

THANKS to all of our writers, photographers, advertisers and to you, our dear readers!  This month we welcome new advertiser Miami Kids Music.  As you can tell from the name, they are coming from Miami and opening a new location in Wellington, a great place for kids and parents to learn together.  See the video for an example of Miami Kids Music doing what they do best – on their website.

 

Hope you’re having a wonderful summer and staying cool!

 

Here’s our table of contents, showing you everything that’s new for this month. So see below or just visit www.AroundWellington.com to explore.

 

 

Around Wellington in Pictures

As I Was Saying

Ask Dr. Z

Astrology at Work

AW Coupons

AW Spotlight

AW Stories of the Month

By the Numbers

Calendar

Cantankerously Yours

Contest

Creature Feature

Health & Fitness

Kids’ Corner

Living Green

Mommy Moments

Photo Galleries

Poem of the Month

Press Releases

Teen Talk

Travel with Terri

 

Please feel free to contact me if you ever have questions or suggestions: aroundwellington@earthlink.net.

 

Cheers,

 

Krista Martinelli

Editor

www.AroundWellington.com

July, 2011 – Cloud Computing

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By the Numbersjuan-cocuy

Cloud Computing

By Juan Cocuy, CPA

I am deviating a bit from my usual discussion about tax issues or planning tips to get into technology.  Our firm helps many of our clients with the selection of their tech tools such as what networks they should buy, what software, etc.  Lately, it has gotten harder and harder because the choices are so vast and so confusing and change every day.

We have recently seen the evolution of “Cloud Computing” which is a concept that you do not have to own expensive hardware, servers, etc., because you can “house” your programs and data at remote locations.  So, as the commercial says, “you just go to the cloud.”  This appears to be the direction business computing is heading and more and more companies, large and small, are looking at this as a way to save on costs, improve efficiency and prevent disastrous loss of data.  The idea is that you don’t have to buy a new server every few years, you don’t have to pay for software updates, and you don’t have to worry about back-ups because those are done automatically from a remote location.  The major providers of these services are Google, IBM and Microsoft. 

I am also amazed with technology that allows you to wirelessly do just about anything you want wirelessly and remotely.  I recently changed my security system in my home and the technician that did the installation had his iPad with him.  At the end, he showed me the invoice, had me approve it, charged my credit card using a card swiper attachment and emailed everything to me in a couple of minutes.  And this is a small company, not one of those national firms.

Just yesterday, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple presented their new software innovations.  The most important part of the demonstration was the new online-only music and more locker called the iCloud.  Their new operating system called Lion will only be available via their App Store and, for the first time ever, a software upgrade of an operating system will not be available in a CD format.  The jist of the iCloud is that you will be able to sync all your devices, including calendar and contact information, wirelessly.  Don’t ask me how; it is beyond what my little brain can comprehend.

The bottom line is data, media, communication and entertainment will be soon moving so fast that your head will spin.  The frustrating part is that you may think you are on the cutting edge with your new device, computer or TV, and in a matter of a few days, you are way behind.  My prediction is that soon, they will implant a chip in your brain that will allow you to download and play music, games, and movies, browse the internet, make purchases, check your emails all within your own head.  So literally, our heads will be in the Cloud.  SCARY!!

Juan Cocuy CPA

 

About Cocuy, Burns & Co., P.A. Located at 12400A South Shore Boulevard, Cocuy, Burns & Co., P.A. is the only full-service CPA firm in the western communities. We have been in business for over 20 years and provide a full menu of services to the professionals and businesses in our area including tax compliance and planning, auditing and consulting. We can be reached at 561-793-1927 or by visiting www.cocuyburns.com.

July/August, 2011 – Astrology at Work

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ASTROLOGY AT WORK IN YOUR LIFE

 

July/August, 2011 karola-crawford

 

By Karola Krawford

 

Happy July and Happy Birthday to Cancer and in August Leo.  We live in a dream world, don’t we, and we can create life from our own perspective.  Both of these signs know how to live, love, and create a home.  Yes, our thoughts become things, so think good ones!  Our thoughts are just that, our thoughts and as Cancer signs change their thoughts and feelings every 2 to 3 days with the moon, it is important to be aware of what it is that you are thinking as your day will shape up to be just that.  Wake up in the morning and think about creating the perfect day during the first 19 seconds, before your eyes are even open so that no matter what happens that day, it is perfect and you are in the flow of creation.  For example, a friend that states “I cannot lose weight no matter what diet that I am on” will ultimately be right. The Universe will tell you ok, I have heard you 7000 times and you are getting what you want.  Don’t let that become you.  There is no judgment out there, only your own.  

 

See yourself the way that you want yourself to be and rephrase that statement into a positive one.  “I have lost all the weight that I want to and I am totally healthy and loving it”.  Get into it, create the feeling, feel the emotion, and see it.  See how healthy that you are, see those muscles, see the energy and feel how wonderful that it feels to be the perfect you.  Get into it!  Hoot, holler, jump up and down and feel it.  You are so susceptible to your feelings and emotions so you want to control them, not have them run you or your life. You are creating life anyway, so why not do it consciously and create the life that you enjoy and love.  The ultimate feeling is Happiness, so focus on it.  Affirm daily that you have Abundance in all areas of your love and that you are the healthiest, wealthiest, happiest that you ever were.  Affirm that you have happy friends, affirm that you love your life, and affirm that your life is working because it is.  You will have exactly what you ask for, and your thoughts are constant prayers asking for what you want. 

 

If you don’t like your life, change your thoughts.  Be aware of what you are creating.  Look around you and see whether you like it, and, if you don’t, start changing the way that you think.  You have total accuracy in manifesting and the images that come into play are no accidents; you have created them so take responsibility for your thoughts. Once you get this totally, your life will be effortless, as we are natural born creators, and the Universe will assist you no matter what you think.  It is ultimately your choice so know what it is that you want.  Spend some time thinking about it and make sure that you are getting into the details, the feelings and the action of deliberately living the exciting, happy life of your dreams.  Never use phrases like “It must not have been meant to be,” as this robs you of your power.  Nothing happens to you, as you are totally in control of not only your response to life, but also the very creation of the way that each and every day manifests for you, so create and have fun. You cannot control other people, however, so the only things that you control are your own feelings and thoughts.  Recognize that each and every creature has the creative power within them, so if you affirm total Happiness each and every day, you will be creating this.  It may or may not include the things, the people, the houses, the jobs, the behavior that you currently have, but does it matter if you are ultimately happy beyond your imagination?  So, yes, imagine, create, and bask in the excitement of creating Love and Happiness in your life. And don’t be in charge of how it plays out. For your success is much more accurate if you hand the details over to the Universe and let it bring those to you.  

 

Happy Birthday Cancer and Happy creating.  What will this month bring you?  Whatever your little heart desires.

 

Leo – You also are in the power of creating and the best way is to let your feelings be exuberant and joyous.  Affirm each morning, before you open your eyes, that you are having the best day of your life.  See it, feel it, and others will respond to your inner light which shines brightly, and they will recognize that you are the star of your beautiful creations, your family and your life.  Have the best birthday ever Leo.  You rock!

 

Virgo – Are you getting it?  Those details that you are focused on had better serve you well.  Matters of the heart are important to you this month, so feel what you want and focus on the end result.  Leave the details up to the universe.

 

Libra – Home is important as are the emotions that the people in your life are creating around you.  Take charge and make it happen.  Balance can only come from you.

 

Scorpio – Your beliefs are being questioned as your ruler takes time to cause you to think deeper.  Is this really what you want?  If life is not exactly going in the direction of your dreams, meditate and focus on a new reality.  Be happy.  Yahoo, you deserve it!

 

Sagittarius – Yes, are you getting it?  Life is in the palms of your hands and you are able to bring visions and desires into form.  Make sure that you are totally happy with each and every creation that shows up, and if not, watch those thoughts.  You understand that prayer is what you are sending out continuously.

 

Capricorn – Bring your life into balance and let relationship play a major part.  The universe wants nothing more than to give you what you are asking for, so watch your thoughts.  Ask only for what you really, truly want, and you will not be disappointed when you get it.  You rock, baby.

 

Aquarius – If manifestation is coming on suddenly and quicker than you anticipated, it is no accident.  Meditate and watch what you are in the process of creating, as you are having one heck of a deliberate month.  Thoughts are things, so send out the desire for happiness.

 

Pisces – You little dreamer, you, I think that you have got it!  Is it working in your favor?  If not, re-examine what your specific thoughts say, and change them to what you want and ultimately already have.  Life is yours for the asking, so order up the best!

 

Aries – Yes, you think that you have control, and you do, but only over yourself and your thoughts and desires.  Send out the most positive visions and act quickly as you tend to get quick reactions in return.  Your life works, did you notice?

 

Taurus – Your desires will manifest in whatever way that you are sending out your requests, so let go of the old doubts and security blanket and change your thoughts to what you wish to create.  It is already a request in the making!

Gemini – You have so many thoughts going through your head that it is very important to slow them down in meditation and examine them.  Do they serve you?  Yes, change them if they are not perfect, for your life shows up just the way that you ordered it.  The menu is endless, so ask for Happiness.

Karola Crawford, MAFA, has been a certified Astrologer for 25 years. She has cast charts for clients all over the world and also practices Holistic medicine, Yoga, Shiatsu, Reiki, Auricular Acupucture and is an accomplished artist. Where does she get all of her energy? A grand trine in fire, of course. Karola can be reached at 561-234-6338 or by visiting the web site at www.shamanofvisionsforhealing.com.

July, 2011 – Stray Thoughts: The Facebook Postings

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As I Was Sayingallan-williamson

 

Stray Thoughts: The Facebook Postings

 

By Alan Williamson

 

Random thoughts occur to me throughout the year. Sometimes I wind up posting them on Facebook. Because I’m a resourceful kind of guy, I thought I’d gather them up and share them in a column I’ve cleverly titled “Stray Thoughts: The Facebook Postings.” This is that column. You’re welcome.  

 

*       I could mention that I’m the star of the new hit TV series, “Mitch Miccosukee: The Mango King Lawyer” but that would be misleading since there’s no such show.

 

*       Finally saw Avatar yesterday, but suspect it lost some of it impact on our 15 inch black and white TV. Sigourney Weaver wasn’t scary at all.

 

*       The saying “What goes around comes around” was mine. Also the saying “Frankly Francine I don’t care for cider.”

 

*       From antique cars to life on Mars – my new late night talk show covers it all. Tune in Monday as “Alan Up Late” welcomes funnyman Donald Trump. Tuesday: “Alan Up Late” trots out jockey Garrett Gomez and the cast of “Balloon Boy.” Wednesday: “Alan Up Late” is all new with eyeglasses expert Elton John and band “Factory Flirt.” Thursday: It’s a girls-gone-wild throwdown as “Alan Up Late” welcomes Betty White and her older sister Hattie. Friday: Fill up on fun as “Alan Up Late” makes room for eating contest champ Bubba Chadwick.

 

*       Why are tear (as in ripping) and tear (as in crying) spelled exactly the same? Does this make any sense? It just tears me up . . . or tears me up.

 

*       One lunch, four stains on my shirt – a new personal record. I just keep getting better and better.

 

*       Will all the businesses that use the letter “z” in a cutesy way (i.e. – Kidz Academy, E-Z Storage, Funny Bonz Comedy Club, etc.) pleaz, pleaz stop. Thankz.

 

*       So how’s everyone doing? Did you have a nice holiday? How about this weather? You look like you lost weight. Seen any good movies lately? Any plans for the Feast of the Epiphany? (Another year, same king of small talk.)

 

*       I was hand searched by a TSA agent at Detroit Metro airport. I can’t prove it, but I think my former career as a leggy supermodel may have made me a target.

 

 

*       Looking forward to a night at the theater. We’ve got tickets to “Stump,” the stumpidy-do-da—dandy musical about a guy with no arms and legs who finds unlikely love with a vivacious medicine ball.

 

*       Life is a mystery, love is a riddle, hi diddle, ho diddle, hey diddle diddle. (Sorry about that, but once you use the word “riddle” in a poem you’ve pretty much unlocked the door to diddle.)

 

*       I love sun-splashed fall days that melt into rosy sunsets as I contemplate my fragile existence from my makeshift campsite at the summit of Guatemala’s Volcan Pacaya volcano. Meanwhile, back in the states, word comes that the volcano known as Charlie Sheen has erupted once again, spewing fiery boulders and globs of swill at frightened villagers. My prayers go out.

 

*       I am the new spokesman for the Fresh Pepper Growers Federation urging people of all faiths, cultures and ethnic backgrounds to “Discover the Pepper Lover in You.”

 

*       Proud to report that my three children from a previous marriage (Big Mort, Ainsley and Hockey Fan) are all doing extremely well and have moved into an old Starcraft fiberglass boat hull in our backyard. Good times!

 

*       I celebrate my coastal South Florida lifestyle by frequently catching my own dinner and cooking it. (You have to like lizard though, I’m not much of a fisherman.)

 

*       I would like to remind you that if you have your health you have just about everything. (Speaking of which, I’d get that thing on your back checked if I were you. That’s not normal.)

 

*       Don’t know much about history; don’t know much biology. Don’t know much about no science book; don’t know much about the French I took. But I do remember who said what to who in almost every silly movie or TV sit-com from the last 20 years, so I got that going for me.

 

*       Excited to be co-writing a screenplay with m.night shyamalan entitled “Hamper,” a taunt thriller about a group of strangers that encounter an evil presence in their dirty laundry.

 

*       Hand sanitizer: Just another one of the many wonderous things my wife produces from her purse when I’m restless and need a distraction.

 

*       I’m relieved to announce that I’m free from the monkey chatter of random thoughts. Oh wait . . . RAH RAH AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA . . . okay now I’m free. Wait – DID I MENTION I LIKE PUDDING? Ok, now. BETTY WHITE. Now! SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKING A BATH . . . now! . . . TURKEY APPLE BURGER, PLEASE . . . what the what? . . . Now!!!

Alan Williamson is an award-winning writer with 27 years in the field of true fiction (advertising). A practical man who knows that writing for a living is risky going, he has taken steps to pursue a second, more stable career as a leggy super model. Alan can be reached at alwilly@bellsouth.net.  © 2010 Alan Williamson.

July/August, 2011 – The Summer That Changed Everything

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The Summer That Changed Everything

By Stephanie Courtois

The anticipation escalated in each and every one of them. Only a few more seconds until the clock strikes 2:50p.m. Suddenly, a roar of screams erupt in unison, school is out for the summer.

All the way back to kindergarten, the summer months were the most memorable ones. Staying up late, getting up even later, hanging out with friends, and especially summer camp. Camp is one part of my life that I never got to experience as a youngster. Many of my friends would leave for the 2 sizzling hot months to enjoy all that this far away play land could offer them. At times, I wish that I could have had as much fun in the sun as they did, but I still was content with my summers at home.

One of the most unsurpassed ways of getting that envied summer fun, was not by attending the camp, but by working there. The camp counselor, the person who all the campers looked up to and craved attention from. I was thrilled about this opportunity, and applied as soon as the applications were released. I wanted this more than anything. I sought after the swimming pool, the laughter, the arts and crafts, and the paycheck.

On top of having the most rewarding employment that a teenager could ask for, I got paid for it. I was placed with the 6 year old girls group my first year on the job. I adored the kids and became attached instantaneously. The most challenging aspect of that year was that I worked closely with a girl who was diagnosed with autism. It was extremely difficult for me to adjust to the way she reacted to different environments and people. I attained a great deal of patience and understanding that summer. In the beginning, I was a tad disappointed because this is not what I thought my job would consist of. It didn’t take long before that little girl grew on me and we bonded. I felt proud to know that I got to be a part of her summer experience.

My junior summer was a remarkable one. Every adolescent should have this opportunity. It teaches responsibility, respect, punctuality and on the field experience. An initial job such as this for a teenager is a stepping stone towards become a mature adult.

I benefited from this experience immensely, and I am returning to work for the same camp this coming summer. It changed me, and I have to say that it was for the better.

Stephanie Courtois is a junior at Wellington High School. She is involved in tae kwon do, French, National and Chemistry Honor Societies, and is the news editor for the school newspaper. She loves journalism and plans to continue working for a magazine in her career after college.